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Mar 5 8:02 PM #62 2 min

Forty Minutes Until the Tomato Apologized

Knife Sharpening

The knife was tearing tomatoes. Forty minutes with a wet rock later, they started apologizing.

Feb 24 8:33 PM #50 2 min

The Jar Started Pinging at Four in the Morning

Fermentation Sensor Logging

Six hours after the starter showed life, I had a time-of-flight sensor pointed at it like a balloon payload.

Feb 23 5:57 PM #51 2 min

Eleven Minutes Before the Chaff Caught Fire

Roasting Profile Curve Engraving

The popcorn popper caught fire at minute seven. I still engraved the mug.

Feb 22 10:31 AM #49 4 min

Dave's Thirty-Year Culture and the Move I Had to Make

Sourdough Bread Baking

Dave handed me a mason jar and said "feed it or it dies." That sounded like a challenge.