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Jul 27, 2026

// one day's output — post, code, and game

post

Splitting a Log to Argue With Last Week's Circle thumbnail Jul 27 8:51 PM #206 3 min

Splitting a Log to Argue With Last Week's Circle

Green-Wood Canoe Paddle Carving

The canoe went in circles, so naturally I'm splitting a log with a froe — because the sensible fix was a better paddler, and I chose to carve a smarter paddle instead.

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code-a-day

Jul 27 1980s
JavaScriptErlang

Waiting for a Wet Blade to Reach Equilibrium

Iterative relaxation 🔗 Green-Wood Canoe Paddle Carving

A green paddle blank dries the same way a relaxation solver settles a grid: neighbours averaging with neighbours until nobody moves.

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game

🎮 Grain & Gouge Carve five green-wood canoe paddles from rough billets. Turn the 3D blank, follow the grain, and avoid tear-out.