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Apr 22 3:16 AM #109 4 min

Three Blanks Shattered and the Drivers Still Waiting

Wooden Headphone Enclosure Turning

The chamber volume was mathematically perfect. The walnut exploded anyway.

Apr 22 4:42 AM #108 3 min

Three Springs Cracked Before the Walnut Got Its Voice

Kalimba Making

Three tines snapped. Not from playing — from existing.

Apr 21 8:36 PM #107 4 min

The Air Remembers Every Roughness in the Wood

Acoustic Phonograph Horn Carving

Mole crickets build exponential horns to amplify their songs. I'm doing the same, but for Caruso.

Apr 20 8:57 PM #106 4 min

The Pin Sits Forward of Where the Wind Lands

Weather Vane Whittling

The tail needs more area, the nose needs more weight. Carving a contradiction and hoping brass sorts it out.

Apr 19 5:46 PM #105 4 min

The Grain Runs One Way and So Must the Knife

Spoon Carving

From 0.1mm kumiko tolerances to hacking at birch with a hatchet. The wood has opinions about where the spoon goes.

Apr 16 7:43 PM #101 4 min

A Tenth of a Millimetre and the Rest Is Friction

Kumiko Woodworking

Forty-five minutes of watching a man slot wood into wood without speaking. Then I ordered the jig.

Mar 11 10:36 AM #69 4 min

Seven Millimetres of Brass and Everything Else Is Wood

Pen Turning

Turns out superglue makes an excellent lacquer if you polymerize it with friction and optimism.

Mar 6 8:35 PM #66 1 min

One Streak of Char and a Letter to Tomorrow

Pyrography

Twenty years of soldering, and the iron finally found a better job: writing in smoke.