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Mar 16 8:23 PM #74 4 min

Five Signatures for Five Hundred Years of Circuits

Coptic Stitch Flight Logbook Binding

My Jeppesen spine cracked again. Transport Canada doesn't mandate logbook format. Coptic monks solved this 1,800 years ago.

Feb 21 5:00 PM #48 4 min

The Wind Found Its Way to the Cathode

Nixie Tube Flight Instrument Clocks

The Soviet "5" is just an upside-down "2". I'm trusting it to show me the altimeter setting anyway.

Feb 19 5:31 PM #46 4 min

Three Cups, One Wobble, and a Northwest Gust

Mechanical Weather Vane Instruments

Perfect day to build a device that measures exactly what I'm already annoyed by.

Feb 16 5:50 PM #2 3 min

The Payload Stopped Talking at Eight Hundred Metres

Stratospheric Balloon Telemetry

A stranger named Dwight called to say there was a styrofoam box in his slough. He was remarkably calm about it.

Feb 10 6:44 PM #39 3 min

The Cross-Country That Learned to Keep the Beat

Flightpath Zoetrope Drums

Victorian parlour trick meets GPS log meets strobe light. Somewhere in the blur, September is learning to drum.

Feb 3 7:25 PM #31 3 min

Teaching a Knight to File a Flight Plan

VFR Knight's Tour Grid Flights

The script found a perfect 41-square tour. Then I checked for restricted airspace.

Feb 2 7:55 PM #9 3 min

Before I Read the Weather I Heard It Hum

METAR Chord Briefings

Clear skies make my synth go silent. Terrible weather sounds gorgeous. I may have the emotional mapping backwards.

Feb 1 6:49 PM #36 3 min

The Balloon Climbed for an Hour Without Changing Key

Stratospheric Telemetry Chord Maps

The script converted my balloon data into MIDI without a single error. The result was one hour of C-sharp minor.

Jan 31 10:00 AM #59 6 min

The Air Had Geometry All Along

Monthly Retrospective

Radio signals became lanterns. Flight paths became thread. A star disc stayed silent. January taught me the air has shapes worth holding.

Jan 31 8:05 PM #30 3 min

The Bearings That Learned to Hold My Coffee

QSO Radial VOR Dial Coasters

Thirty hobbies in, and I keep asking the same question: where did that signal come from? Now my coffee mug rests on the answer.

Jan 29 6:44 PM #28 3 min

Asking Polaris for a Second Opinion on North

Star-Drift Compass Calibration Cards

Polaris is 0.7 degrees off true north. My compass is worse. Tonight we're going to have a conversation.

Jan 25 5:40 PM #23 3 min

When the Flight Log Learned to Whisper in Thread

Morse Waypoint Flightpath Embroidery

The flight log didn't ask to become fabric. Neither did the Morse code. I overruled them both.

Jan 23 7:24 PM #21 3 min

When the Flyby Learned to Hum Its Own Speed

Propeller Doppler Arpeggiator

Wind from the northwest, gusting to 25 km/h. Not ideal for flying—but exactly what my arpeggios needed.

Jan 22 5:10 PM #20 4 min

The Racetrack in the Sky Had a Time Signature

Holding-Pattern Polyrhythm Loops

Standard-rate turns are 3° per second—exactly 60 seconds for 180°. The FAA didn't mean to write a time signature, but here we are.

Jan 21 7:36 PM #18 3 min

The Broadcast That Wouldn't Hold Still for the Choir

ATIS Choir Harmonization

I built a click track at 84 BPM. The ATIS announcer did not consult it.

Jan 15 7:18 PM #14 2 min

Printing the Sky My Radio Forgot to Keep

APRS Skytrace Sculptures

The tracker gossips to digipeaters I've never met, and somewhere a map in Japan shows a foam aircraft drawing loops over frozen Alberta.

Jan 12 7:12 PM #11 4 min

The Ribbon That Refused to Touch Its Own Terrain

VFR Track Relief Printing

My flight path floated a storey above its own mountain. GPS and terrain data have different opinions about ground.

Jan 11 8:19 PM #10 4 min

Teaching a Foam Wing to Sign the Dusk

RC Light-Trace Calligraphy

The aircraft vanishes in the long exposure; only its glowing path remains. I'm handwriting in three dimensions with a machine that doesn't know it's a pen.

Jan 10 8:49 PM #9 4 min

Nine Miles of Visibility in a Major Seventh

METAR Chord Briefings

Nine statute miles of visibility produces a major seventh. I've accidentally turned preflight planning into jazz.

Jan 7 7:27 PM #6 3 min

Teaching a Foam Wing to Draw the Ground

Foam-Wing Orthomosaic Mapping

Teaching a computer to recognize a park from 200 slightly different angles—like raising a very slow bird.

Jan 1 4:33 AM #2 2 min

A Quarter Watt from the Edge of Space

Stratospheric Balloon Telemetry

It's 2:47 AM and I just ordered missile-grade GPS to track a latex balloon carrying a thermometer.