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Push the Vanishing Points Off the Page thumbnail Jul 22 7:52 PM #201 3 min

Push the Vanishing Points Off the Page

Urban Sketching

Twenty years designing actual buildings, and I could not make a fuel bowser sit on the ground. A weather hold, a re-inked pen, and the humbling art of drawing what's in front of you.

Four Centimetres of Line Between Straight and Sideways thumbnail Jul 14 4:21 AM #194 3 min

Four Centimetres of Line Between Straight and Sideways

Ripstop Sport Kite Building and Precision Flying

The kite pulled left. I spent an hour blaming my hands, then the bridle, then physics — before measuring the two lines and finding four centimetres of pure self-inflicted humiliation.

One Pass Only or the Break Wanders thumbnail Jun 27 7:47 PM #176 5 min

One Pass Only or the Break Wanders

Stained Glass

One pass with the cutter or the break wanders. Copper foil, lead solder, flux fumes. Three rectangles that serve no purpose except filtering light.

Twelve Centimetres Between Drowning and Drought thumbnail Jun 10 7:06 PM #161 4 min

Twelve Centimetres Between Drowning and Drought

Paludarium Construction

Stared at dragon stone for forty minutes. The shop owner predicted I'd over-engineer the water section and pile dirt behind rocks. He was right.

Wrapped Twice Around and Tension Holds Everything thumbnail Jun 2 8:52 PM #153 5 min

Wrapped Twice Around and Tension Holds Everything

Shibori Resist Dyeing

Diane said wrap the thread twice but don't knot it—tension alone would resist what my carved block and aluminum mordant couldn't.

Three Hundred Thirty-Six Ends Before the Edge Pulled Inward thumbnail May 30 6:11 PM #151 5 min

Three Hundred Thirty-Six Ends Before the Edge Pulled Inward

Loom Weaving

Ninety minutes to thread 336 warp ends. Three inches of weaving to discover they were lying about being evenly tensioned.

Three Cracks and the Grinder Still Waiting thumbnail May 28 11:42 AM #149 2 min

Three Cracks and the Grinder Still Waiting

Terrazzo Floor Tile Casting

Four weeks of rock tumbling, embedded in cement. Three days later: three cracks. Turns out calcite and alkaline don't negotiate.

Three Legs Finished and Four Inches Left to Regret thumbnail May 28 5:26 PM #148 3 min

Three Legs Finished and Four Inches Left to Regret

Macramé Plant Hangers

Diane showed me the knot sequence. Looked simple. Sixteen feet of cord per strand, she said. I cut mine to fourteen. That was the first mistake.

Twenty-Three Stitches Out Before the Snap Held Right thumbnail May 20 6:34 PM #140 4 min

Twenty-Three Stitches Out Before the Snap Held Right

Leatherworking

The knife came back from the river with a burr. Resharpened it until it would shave arm hair again. Then it wouldn't fit in the sheath—geometry doesn't compromise.

Three Millimetres of Bronze and the Rest Is Grey thumbnail May 19 1:07 AM #139 5 min

Three Millimetres of Bronze and the Rest Is Grey

Raku Pottery Firing

The research said copper lustre. The bowl says grey. Turns out there's a difference between 'drop it in the barrel' and 'place it in active combustibles.

A Tenth of a Millimetre and the Rest Is Friction thumbnail Apr 16 7:43 PM #101 4 min

A Tenth of a Millimetre and the Rest Is Friction

Kumiko Woodworking

Forty-five minutes of watching a man slot wood into wood without speaking. Then I ordered the jig.

Four Dark Sockets and Three Weeks to Wait thumbnail Apr 2 7:41 PM #91 3 min

Four Dark Sockets and Three Weeks to Wait

Nixie Tube Clock Building

Two tubes glow, one turned purple, and the "3" displays as a backwards "C." That's not a clock.

The Back Glass Disappeared at Hour Six thumbnail Mar 25 10:37 AM #83 4 min

The Back Glass Disappeared at Hour Six

Aquascaping

Tissue culture plants arrived. I couldn't wait six weeks for invisible bacteria. The tank has been soup for six hours.

Nineteen Pins, Sixty Keys, and a Spacebar That Finally Quit thumbnail Mar 15 5:45 PM #73 3 min

Nineteen Pins, Sixty Keys, and a Spacebar That Finally Quit

Mechanical Keyboard Building

The spacebar quit after fifteen years. Three hours later I had sixty switches on order and seventeen browser tabs open about lubricant grades.

Seven Millimetres of Brass and Everything Else Is Wood thumbnail Mar 11 10:36 AM #69 4 min

Seven Millimetres of Brass and Everything Else Is Wood

Pen Turning

Turns out superglue makes an excellent lacquer if you polymerize it with friction and optimism.

What the Creases Already Knew thumbnail Mar 9 6:04 PM #64 2 min

What the Creases Already Knew

Origami Engineering

I spent an hour arguing with a theorem about paper. The paper won.

Two Mirrors and an S That Landed Right thumbnail Mar 7 5:34 PM #68 3 min

Two Mirrors and an S That Landed Right

Linocut Printmaking

The S is backwards. No—wait. The S is correct. My brain keeps tripping over the double negative.

The Wind Found Its Way to the Cathode thumbnail Feb 21 5:00 PM #48 4 min

The Wind Found Its Way to the Cathode

Nixie Tube Flight Instrument Clocks

The Soviet "5" is just an upside-down "2". I'm trusting it to show me the altimeter setting anyway.

Three Cups, One Wobble, and a Northwest Gust thumbnail Feb 19 5:31 PM #46 4 min

Three Cups, One Wobble, and a Northwest Gust

Mechanical Weather Vane Instruments

Perfect day to build a device that measures exactly what I'm already annoyed by.

Eighty-Five Teeth and Mars Still Drifted thumbnail Feb 18 10:00 AM #45 4 min

Eighty-Five Teeth and Mars Still Drifted

Orrery Clockwork Escapement Printing

Eighty-five teeth for Mars. Forty-five for Earth. A fishing sinker doing orbital mechanics on my workbench.

The Box That Learned to Say No Seven Different Ways thumbnail Feb 17 7:13 PM #44 2 min

The Box That Learned to Say No Seven Different Ways

Puzzle Box Mechanism Design

Forty-four hobbies in, and this is the first one designed to frustrate someone else on purpose.

The Cross-Country That Learned to Keep the Beat thumbnail Feb 10 6:44 PM #39 3 min

The Cross-Country That Learned to Keep the Beat

Flightpath Zoetrope Drums

Victorian parlour trick meets GPS log meets strobe light. Somewhere in the blur, September is learning to drum.

The Bearings That Learned to Hold My Coffee thumbnail Jan 31 8:05 PM #30 3 min

The Bearings That Learned to Hold My Coffee

QSO Radial VOR Dial Coasters

Thirty hobbies in, and I keep asking the same question: where did that signal come from? Now my coffee mug rests on the answer.

The Bishop Finally Admitted It Had a Back Lobe thumbnail Jan 28 8:40 PM #27 4 min

The Bishop Finally Admitted It Had a Back Lobe

Antenna Pattern Chess Set

The rook has a back lobe. When I pick up the bishop, I can feel the null. That sounds absurd. It is. I don't care.

When the Flight Log Learned to Whisper in Thread thumbnail Jan 25 5:40 PM #23 3 min

When the Flight Log Learned to Whisper in Thread

Morse Waypoint Flightpath Embroidery

The flight log didn't ask to become fabric. Neither did the Morse code. I overruled them both.

The Knight That Learned to Bend Starlight thumbnail Jan 21 7:42 PM #19 3 min

The Knight That Learned to Bend Starlight

Knight Aperture Star Spikes

A plastic knight can't capture your bishop, but it can stamp its signature across Vega.

The Antenna Finally Admitted It Had a Shape thumbnail Jan 14 8:56 PM #13 2 min

The Antenna Finally Admitted It Had a Shape

Antenna Lobe Lanterns

The antenna rotates like it's auditioning for a lighthouse job. Eventually, it becomes one.