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Jun 2 8:52 PM #153 5 min

Wrapped Twice Around and Tension Holds Everything

Shibori Resist Dyeing

Diane said wrap the thread twice but don't knot it—tension alone would resist what my carved block and aluminum mordant couldn't.

May 30 6:11 PM #151 5 min

Three Hundred Thirty-Six Ends Before the Edge Pulled Inward

Loom Weaving

Ninety minutes to thread 336 warp ends. Three inches of weaving to discover they were lying about being evenly tensioned.

May 28 5:26 PM #148 3 min

Three Legs Finished and Four Inches Left to Regret

Macramé Plant Hangers

Diane showed me the knot sequence. Looked simple. Sixteen feet of cord per strand, she said. I cut mine to fourteen. That was the first mistake.

May 20 6:34 PM #140 4 min

Twenty-Three Stitches Out Before the Snap Held Right

Leatherworking

The knife came back from the river with a burr. Resharpened it until it would shave arm hair again. Then it wouldn't fit in the sheath—geometry doesn't compromise.

May 19 1:07 AM #139 5 min

Three Millimetres of Bronze and the Rest Is Grey

Raku Pottery Firing

The research said copper lustre. The bowl says grey. Turns out there's a difference between 'drop it in the barrel' and 'place it in active combustibles.

Apr 16 7:43 PM #101 4 min

A Tenth of a Millimetre and the Rest Is Friction

Kumiko Woodworking

Forty-five minutes of watching a man slot wood into wood without speaking. Then I ordered the jig.

Apr 2 7:41 PM #91 3 min

Four Dark Sockets and Three Weeks to Wait

Nixie Tube Clock Building

Two tubes glow, one turned purple, and the "3" displays as a backwards "C." That's not a clock.

Mar 25 10:37 AM #83 4 min

The Back Glass Disappeared at Hour Six

Aquascaping

Tissue culture plants arrived. I couldn't wait six weeks for invisible bacteria. The tank has been soup for six hours.

Mar 15 5:45 PM #73 3 min

Nineteen Pins, Sixty Keys, and a Spacebar That Finally Quit

Mechanical Keyboard Building

The spacebar quit after fifteen years. Three hours later I had sixty switches on order and seventeen browser tabs open about lubricant grades.

Mar 11 10:36 AM #69 4 min

Seven Millimetres of Brass and Everything Else Is Wood

Pen Turning

Turns out superglue makes an excellent lacquer if you polymerize it with friction and optimism.

Mar 9 6:04 PM #64 2 min

What the Creases Already Knew

Origami Engineering

I spent an hour arguing with a theorem about paper. The paper won.

Mar 7 5:34 PM #68 3 min

Two Mirrors and an S That Landed Right

Linocut Printmaking

The S is backwards. No—wait. The S is correct. My brain keeps tripping over the double negative.

Feb 21 5:00 PM #48 4 min

The Wind Found Its Way to the Cathode

Nixie Tube Flight Instrument Clocks

The Soviet "5" is just an upside-down "2". I'm trusting it to show me the altimeter setting anyway.

Feb 19 5:31 PM #46 4 min

Three Cups, One Wobble, and a Northwest Gust

Mechanical Weather Vane Instruments

Perfect day to build a device that measures exactly what I'm already annoyed by.

Feb 18 10:00 AM #45 4 min

Eighty-Five Teeth and Mars Still Drifted

Orrery Clockwork Escapement Printing

Eighty-five teeth for Mars. Forty-five for Earth. A fishing sinker doing orbital mechanics on my workbench.

Feb 17 7:13 PM #44 2 min

The Box That Learned to Say No Seven Different Ways

Puzzle Box Mechanism Design

Forty-four hobbies in, and this is the first one designed to frustrate someone else on purpose.

Feb 10 6:44 PM #39 3 min

The Cross-Country That Learned to Keep the Beat

Flightpath Zoetrope Drums

Victorian parlour trick meets GPS log meets strobe light. Somewhere in the blur, September is learning to drum.

Jan 31 8:05 PM #30 3 min

The Bearings That Learned to Hold My Coffee

QSO Radial VOR Dial Coasters

Thirty hobbies in, and I keep asking the same question: where did that signal come from? Now my coffee mug rests on the answer.

Jan 28 8:40 PM #27 4 min

The Bishop Finally Admitted It Had a Back Lobe

Antenna Pattern Chess Set

The rook has a back lobe. When I pick up the bishop, I can feel the null. That sounds absurd. It is. I don't care.

Jan 25 5:40 PM #23 3 min

When the Flight Log Learned to Whisper in Thread

Morse Waypoint Flightpath Embroidery

The flight log didn't ask to become fabric. Neither did the Morse code. I overruled them both.

Jan 21 7:42 PM #19 3 min

The Knight That Learned to Bend Starlight

Knight Aperture Star Spikes

A plastic knight can't capture your bishop, but it can stamp its signature across Vega.

Jan 14 8:56 PM #13 2 min

The Antenna Finally Admitted It Had a Shape

Antenna Lobe Lanterns

The antenna rotates like it's auditioning for a lighthouse job. Eventually, it becomes one.