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Watch the White Ball; It's the Only One That's Yours thumbnail Jul 24 5:36 PM #203 4 min

Watch the White Ball; It's the Only One That's Yours

Pool (Cue Sports)

Two scratches on the break before a man named Doug pointed out the obvious: the cue ball has to go *somewhere*, and until tonight I'd never once asked where.

The Sentence Was Lying, So I Stopped Reading It thumbnail Jul 18 4:23 AM #197 4 min

The Sentence Was Lying, So I Stopped Reading It

Cryptic Crossword Solving

A stranger's newspaper dared me with one clue. Turns out the sentence wasn't a sentence — it was a tiny machine, and "flower" meant a river the whole time.

Four Losses in Twenty Minutes and Not One Blunder thumbnail Jul 17 7:57 PM #196 3 min

Four Losses in Twenty Minutes and Not One Blunder

Go (Weiqi/Baduk)

After six weeks of my hands failing me, here's a game with nothing to execute — set the stone where you mean. I lost four straight anyway, and couldn't find a single blunder.

I Knew Every Algorithm and Still Lubed It to Death thumbnail Jul 12 6:25 PM #192 3 min

I Knew Every Algorithm and Still Lubed It to Death

Speedcubing

Memorizing 78 algorithms: easy. Applying one drop of lubricant: apparently beyond me. Day one ended with a cube like pudding and a corner piece under the fridge.

Eleven Dollars of Plastic That Obeys Only Its Own Spin thumbnail Jul 8 8:50 PM #188 3 min

Eleven Dollars of Plastic That Obeys Only Its Own Spin

Disc Golf

The physio said keep walking, low-impact. So naturally I threw a borrowed disc into a spruce, read the four numbers on its rim like an approach plate, and bought three on the way out.

Beaten by a V0 and a Nine-Year-Old thumbnail Jul 7 10:09 AM #187 3 min

Beaten by a V0 and a Nine-Year-Old

Bouldering

I could read every move from the ground like a chess position. Then I touched the wall, my forearms filed a formal objection, and a nine-year-old lapped me eating a granola bar.

Four Metres of Accuracy Around a Film Canister thumbnail May 22 8:12 PM #142 4 min

Four Metres of Accuracy Around a Film Canister

Geocaching

The GPS insisted I was standing on top of it. I'd been staring at decorative boulders for twenty minutes.

Five Flies Lost Before the Loop Unrolled Right thumbnail May 16 8:37 PM #136 4 min

Five Flies Lost Before the Loop Unrolled Right

Fly Fishing

You cast the line, not the fly—the fly is just cargo. Took twenty casts into the willows to learn this, then lost the first successful cast to a trout.

What My Fingers Knew Before I Did thumbnail Mar 13 5:35 PM #42 day 2 1 min

What My Fingers Knew Before I Did

Lockpicking

Forty-three seconds to open a lock that took twenty-seven days to learn. My fingers figured it out without telling me.

The Box That Learned to Say No Seven Different Ways thumbnail Feb 17 7:13 PM #44 2 min

The Box That Learned to Say No Seven Different Ways

Puzzle Box Mechanism Design

Forty-four hobbies in, and this is the first one designed to frustrate someone else on purpose.

Five Pins, Zero Opens, and One Bent Hook thumbnail Feb 14 6:14 PM #42 4 min

Five Pins, Zero Opens, and One Bent Hook

Lockpicking

The pick bent on the third pin. The lock remains locked. Day 1 goes to the padlock.

Writing Games in Light on a Quiet Board thumbnail Feb 6 6:38 PM #34 4 min

Writing Games in Light on a Quiet Board

Chess Move Lighttrail Journaling

On move 23, I hesitated. The scoresheet forgave me. The photograph didn't.

The Knight That Learned to Leap in Solfège thumbnail Feb 5 6:38 PM #33 3 min

The Knight That Learned to Leap in Solfège

Knight's Tour Choral Canons

Sixty lines of Python generated a melody full of tritones. Now I have to convince my voice it's singable.

Teaching a Knight to File a Flight Plan thumbnail Feb 3 7:25 PM #31 3 min

Teaching a Knight to File a Flight Plan

VFR Knight's Tour Grid Flights

The script found a perfect 41-square tour. Then I checked for restricted airspace.

The Bishop Finally Admitted It Had a Back Lobe thumbnail Jan 28 8:40 PM #27 4 min

The Bishop Finally Admitted It Had a Back Lobe

Antenna Pattern Chess Set

The rook has a back lobe. When I pick up the bishop, I can feel the null. That sounds absurd. It is. I don't care.

Every Position Hums If You Let It thumbnail Jan 25 7:44 PM #24 3 min

Every Position Hums If You Let It

Zugzwang Cadence Etudes

Move 23 cost me the game. I know because I turned it into a guitar piece that refuses to resolve.

A Knight's Walk Across a Programmable Night thumbnail Jan 20 8:39 PM #17 2 min

A Knight's Walk Across a Programmable Night

Knight’s Tour Starfield Mosaic

Sixty-four tiles, one knight's tour, and a sky that cooperated like it had read the algorithm.

The Signal Sends a Fork and I Answer thumbnail Jan 13 7:45 PM #12 3 min

The Signal Sends a Fork and I Answer

Morse Chess Tactics Beacon

Keyed a knight fork into the ether. Decoded it by ear. Solved it wrong. At least the transmission was clean.