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Forty Rings In Before the Arithmetic Let Them Close thumbnail Jul 23 6:23 PM #202 3 min

Forty Rings In Before the Arithmetic Let Them Close

Chainmaille Weaving

I bought a sandwich bag of little metal rings at a market and got quietly furious to learn that whether they click together is decided, entirely, by long division.

Push the Vanishing Points Off the Page thumbnail Jul 22 7:52 PM #201 3 min

Push the Vanishing Points Off the Page

Urban Sketching

Twenty years designing actual buildings, and I could not make a fuel bowser sit on the ground. A weather hold, a re-inked pen, and the humbling art of drawing what's in front of you.

From My Eyeline It Was Flawless; From Theirs, a Wink of Grey thumbnail Jul 20 7:32 PM #199 4 min

From My Eyeline It Was Flawless; From Theirs, a Wink of Grey

Close-Up Card Magic (Sleight of Hand)

A club regular cut a borrowed deck one-handed, found my card, and said "practise." I went home to relearn bridge and lost an evening to turning two cards over as one.

One Pass Only or the Break Wanders thumbnail Jun 27 7:47 PM #176 5 min

One Pass Only or the Break Wanders

Stained Glass

One pass with the cutter or the break wanders. Copper foil, lead solder, flux fumes. Three rectangles that serve no purpose except filtering light.

Nine Days and I Can't Tell If It's Swelling thumbnail Jun 18 6:11 PM #160 day 2 4 min

Nine Days and I Can't Tell If It's Swelling

Bonsai Wire Training

Nine days since I wired the branch. Bark might be swelling around the copper. Or it isn't. Twenty minutes of staring hasn't helped.

One Point Four Grams Where the Leaf Used to Be thumbnail Jun 17 8:10 PM #166 4 min

One Point Four Grams Where the Leaf Used to Be

Copper Electroforming

Stared at a leaf on my desk for fifteen minutes before realizing it was metal. Not coated—solid copper, grown atom by atom, 1.4 grams.

Six Degrees Down and September Will Tell Me thumbnail Jun 9 6:56 PM #160 4 min

Six Degrees Down and September Will Tell Me

Bonsai Wire Training

Annealed sixty centimetres of copper wire, bent one branch six degrees, and now I wait until September to find out if I guessed right.

Purple Above pH Nine, Clear Below thumbnail Jun 4 7:29 PM #155 5 min

Purple Above pH Nine, Clear Below

Mushroom Dyeing

Polyporic acid turns purple above pH nine and stays clear below it—fungal dyes don't follow the rules walnut taught me.

Wrapped Twice Around and Tension Holds Everything thumbnail Jun 2 8:52 PM #153 5 min

Wrapped Twice Around and Tension Holds Everything

Shibori Resist Dyeing

Diane said wrap the thread twice but don't knot it—tension alone would resist what my carved block and aluminum mordant couldn't.

Pale Tan at the Coordination Complex I Trusted thumbnail May 31 10:23 AM #152 5 min

Pale Tan at the Coordination Complex I Trusted

Natural Dye Textile Printing

Walnut hulls, aluminum mordant, and a coordination complex that produced every shade of beige I didn't want.

Three Cracks and the Grinder Still Waiting thumbnail May 28 11:42 AM #149 2 min

Three Cracks and the Grinder Still Waiting

Terrazzo Floor Tile Casting

Four weeks of rock tumbling, embedded in cement. Three days later: three cracks. Turns out calcite and alkaline don't negotiate.

Nineteen Hours to Leather-Hard, Twenty-Seven to Scrap thumbnail May 19 6:13 PM #138 day 2 5 min

Nineteen Hours to Leather-Hard, Twenty-Seven to Scrap

Pottery Wheel Throwing

Thumbnail test said leather-hard. Loop tool said otherwise. By 10:47 the bowl was scrap and Diane was explaining why trimming can't fix what throwing broke.

Three Millimetres of Bronze and the Rest Is Grey thumbnail May 19 1:07 AM #139 5 min

Three Millimetres of Bronze and the Rest Is Grey

Raku Pottery Firing

The research said copper lustre. The bowl says grey. Turns out there's a difference between 'drop it in the barrel' and 'place it in active combustibles.

Five Attempts Before the Wall Held Its Shape thumbnail May 18 7:06 PM #138 4 min

Five Attempts Before the Wall Held Its Shape

Pottery Wheel Throwing

Centering took eleven minutes. Diane said most beginners take thirty, which helped until my fourth attempt collapsed into wet gray chaos.

Thirty Seconds Working, Eighteen Hours Waiting for Cracks thumbnail May 17 7:09 PM #137 4 min

Thirty Seconds Working, Eighteen Hours Waiting for Cracks

Glass Blowing

Diane handed me wet newspaper and told me to press it against 900°C glass with my bare hand. The steam barrier would protect me, she said, until I flinched.

Eighteen Hours Between Horizontal and Vertical thumbnail May 7 8:57 PM #128 4 min

Eighteen Hours Between Horizontal and Vertical

Phototropic Sculpture Gardens

Anna Atkins used dead algae for her 1843 photograms because living plants won't hold still. I'm trying it anyway with a fern that's bent 8mm in the last six hours.

Twenty Microns Between Blueprint and Maybe Nothing thumbnail May 6 6:16 PM #127 3 min

Twenty Microns Between Blueprint and Maybe Nothing

Spore Print Cyanotype Darkroom

The oyster mushroom's spore print has been in the sun for four hours. By tomorrow I'll know if Anna Atkins's 1843 technique works on fungi or if I've just been very patiently ruining paper.

Seventy-Three Pops and One Frame Almost in Focus thumbnail May 1 7:31 PM #124 4 min

Seventy-Three Pops and One Frame Almost in Focus

Soap Bubble Photography

Seventy-three bubbles. I counted. Seventy-three formed and popped in the time it took to get one in focus.

Six Tiles Held to the Light, Three Passed thumbnail Apr 30 7:04 PM #123 4 min

Six Tiles Held to the Light, Three Passed

Fipple Harmonic Lithophane Tiles

Physics says slide whistles can only produce odd harmonics. The glowing tiles show which ones are cheating.

The Second Pull Kept What the First One Forgot thumbnail Apr 24 5:31 PM #111 4 min

The Second Pull Kept What the First One Forgot

Gel Plate Monoprinting

Eleven prints went to recycling. The three I keep looking at are the accidents I almost didn't bother taking.

Fifteen Seconds Before the Foam Forgets Itself thumbnail Apr 18 5:38 PM #103 2 min

Fifteen Seconds Before the Foam Forgets Itself

Latte Art

Rebuilding the espresso machine was easier than making milk look like a leaf on purpose.

Seven Days of Pressure Before the Paper Remembered Cliffs thumbnail Apr 17 5:14 PM #102 4 min

Seven Days of Pressure Before the Paper Remembered Cliffs

Barograph Chart Art

A barograph is basically a barometer that learned how to draw. Mine spent the week sketching April as a mountain range.

A Tenth of a Millimetre and the Rest Is Friction thumbnail Apr 16 7:43 PM #101 4 min

A Tenth of a Millimetre and the Rest Is Friction

Kumiko Woodworking

Forty-five minutes of watching a man slot wood into wood without speaking. Then I ordered the jig.

Thirty-Five Microns Between Green and Gone thumbnail Apr 13 7:18 PM #119 4 min

Thirty-Five Microns Between Green and Gone

Verdigris Electroetched PCB Art

The board now displays my thumbprints in perfect copper-negative detail. This was not the pattern I intended.

Twenty-Four Hours Before the Green Decides thumbnail Apr 12 6:05 PM #118 4 min

Twenty-Four Hours Before the Green Decides

Vinegar Patina Etching on Bronze

I sealed a cracked singing bowl in a container with ammonia-soaked paper towels. This is either chemistry or a cry for help.

Three Stitches Gathered Before the Wave Let Go thumbnail Apr 10 5:23 PM #98 4 min

Three Stitches Gathered Before the Wave Let Go

Sashiko Stitching

The name translates to "little stabs." Three hours in, I can confirm the accuracy.

Fifteen Seconds Before the Wax Stops Listening thumbnail Apr 9 7:32 PM #97 4 min

Fifteen Seconds Before the Wax Stops Listening

Wax Seal Making

Twenty minutes examining the seal under a loupe before I remembered to open the envelope. The wax won.

Three Weeks of Staring Before the Green Arrived thumbnail Apr 7 5:19 PM #72 day 2 2 min

Three Weeks of Staring Before the Green Arrived

Bonsai

New growth and yellowing needles on the same tree. The forums say this is fine. The forums also say it's dying.

One Baked Bone Before the Metal Stayed thumbnail Apr 3 6:35 PM #92 4 min

One Baked Bone Before the Metal Stayed

Pewter Casting

Pet stores sell cuttlebone for birds. I bought twelve and filled them with molten pewter.

Three Coats Before the Cloak Caught Light thumbnail Mar 28 6:09 PM #86 4 min

Three Coats Before the Cloak Caught Light

Miniature Painting

I was researching ant farm decoration. Three hours later I'd ordered soldiers for a game I don't play.

The Back Glass Disappeared at Hour Six thumbnail Mar 25 10:37 AM #83 4 min

The Back Glass Disappeared at Hour Six

Aquascaping

Tissue culture plants arrived. I couldn't wait six weeks for invisible bacteria. The tank has been soup for six hours.

Nine Rotations Before the Thread Trapped Itself thumbnail Mar 24 5:10 PM #82 4 min

Nine Rotations Before the Thread Trapped Itself

Fly Tying

A mayfly hatched from my bonsai's drip tray. Now I'm learning to counterfeit insects.

The Sun Painted What I Left in the Dark thumbnail Mar 18 6:12 PM #76 3 min

The Sun Painted What I Left in the Dark

Cyanotype Printing

Half the formula was already in my darkroom. The other half is FDA-approved for treating radiation poisoning.

Five Signatures for Five Hundred Years of Circuits thumbnail Mar 16 8:23 PM #74 4 min

Five Signatures for Five Hundred Years of Circuits

Coptic Stitch Flight Logbook Binding

My Jeppesen spine cracked again. Transport Canada doesn't mandate logbook format. Coptic monks solved this 1,800 years ago.

Three Hours and Now I Own Copper Wire thumbnail Mar 14 4:11 AM #72 3 min

Three Hours and Now I Own Copper Wire

Bonsai

Three hours ago I was reading about tree rings. Now I own copper wire.

What Silver Halide Remembers in the Dark thumbnail Mar 12 5:44 PM #71 2 min

What Silver Halide Remembers in the Dark

Analog Film Photography Development

The movies lied—there's no moody red safelight. Just total darkness and forty-three-year-old negatives ready to confess.

Two Mirrors and an S That Landed Right thumbnail Mar 7 5:34 PM #68 3 min

Two Mirrors and an S That Landed Right

Linocut Printmaking

The S is backwards. No—wait. The S is correct. My brain keeps tripping over the double negative.

One Streak of Char and a Letter to Tomorrow thumbnail Mar 6 8:35 PM #66 1 min

One Streak of Char and a Letter to Tomorrow

Pyrography

Twenty years of soldering, and the iron finally found a better job: writing in smoke.

The Fifth Pull Finally Looked Like Weather thumbnail Mar 4 6:15 PM #61 4 min

The Fifth Pull Finally Looked Like Weather

Paper Marbling (Ebru)

A sample sheet of marbled paper arrived with my bookbinding thread. Forty-eight hours later I'm buying ox gall.

Four Sheets Folded Before the Thread Knew When to Stop thumbnail Mar 2 4:16 AM #58 3 min

Four Sheets Folded Before the Thread Knew When to Stop

Bookbinding

Documenting kintsugi repairs in a disposable spiral notebook finally felt too absurd to continue.

Seven Pieces and a Box Full of Humidity thumbnail Mar 1 5:51 PM #57 3 min

Seven Pieces and a Box Full of Humidity

Kintsugi

Dropped the mug I spent days engraving. Now I'm fixing it with gold and developing a rash.

The Moon Learned to Glow Through Two Millimetres of PLA thumbnail Feb 15 10:01 AM #43 3 min

The Moon Learned to Glow Through Two Millimetres of PLA

Lithophane Lunar Phase Calendars

NASA publishes the moon's exact wobble hourly as JSON. I'm turning a year of it into glowing plastic.

The Beam Traced a Face the Speakers Couldn't Stand thumbnail Feb 13 5:22 PM #41 4 min

The Beam Traced a Face the Speakers Couldn't Stand

Oscilloscope Art Portraiture

The face on the phosphor looks almost friendly. The audio required to draw it sounds like a dentist's drill arguing with a dial-up modem.

Writing Games in Light on a Quiet Board thumbnail Feb 6 6:38 PM #34 4 min

Writing Games in Light on a Quiet Board

Chess Move Lighttrail Journaling

On move 23, I hesitated. The scoresheet forgave me. The photograph didn't.

What the Shutter Saw When the Choir Went Flat thumbnail Feb 4 8:55 PM #32 4 min

What the Shutter Saw When the Choir Went Flat

Choir Pitch Lightpainting

A community choir can defeat a microcontroller in under four seconds. I have the coloured squiggles to prove it.

The Knight That Learned to Bend Starlight thumbnail Jan 21 7:42 PM #19 3 min

The Knight That Learned to Bend Starlight

Knight Aperture Star Spikes

A plastic knight can't capture your bishop, but it can stamp its signature across Vega.

The Chord I Could Finally Hold thumbnail Jan 19 8:40 PM #16 2 min

The Chord I Could Finally Hold

Chord Spectrogram Relief Tiles

Two out of three chord guesses right—by touch alone. My fingers apparently know things my ears don't.

Teaching a Foam Wing to Sign the Dusk thumbnail Jan 11 8:19 PM #10 4 min

Teaching a Foam Wing to Sign the Dusk

RC Light-Trace Calligraphy

The aircraft vanishes in the long exposure; only its glowing path remains. I'm handwriting in three dimensions with a machine that doesn't know it's a pen.

The Beacon That Spelled My Name to Polaris thumbnail Jan 9 7:07 PM #8 4 min

The Beacon That Spelled My Name to Polaris

Morse Beacon Star-Trail Lightpainting

A dah is three dits, a letter gap is three dits, and somehow that led to teaching an LED to spell my callsign while Polaris rotated overhead.

Holding the Spectrum Up to the Window thumbnail Jan 6 5:45 PM #5 3 min

Holding the Spectrum Up to the Window

RF Waterfall Lithophanes

The spectrogram scrolled down my screen at 2 AM, and I thought: what if I could hold that hour of invisible radio up to a window?

The Feedback Loop Only Sounded Beautiful Once thumbnail Jan 5 7:40 PM #3 day 3 3 min

The Feedback Loop Only Sounded Beautiful Once

Generative Soundscape Composition

Eight seconds of cascading self-referential harmony. Then the audio interface died and stayed dead for an hour.

Teaching My Computer to Dream in Sound thumbnail Jan 2 7:47 PM #3 2 min

Teaching My Computer to Dream in Sound

Generative Soundscape Composition

The first sound my algorithm generates is indistinguishable from a fax machine drowning. This is, apparently, progress.