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May 29 7:52 PM #150 5 min

Seven Days Before the Charcoal Tells Me What the Soil Exhaled

Atmospheric Radon Mapping

The Geiger counter that couldn't find meteorites now measures invisible radon seeping from rocks. Eight buried canisters wait to tell me what the soil exhaled.

May 22 8:12 PM #142 4 min

Four Metres of Accuracy Around a Film Canister

Geocaching

The GPS insisted I was standing on top of it. I'd been staring at decorative boulders for twenty minutes.

May 21 6:54 PM #141 4 min

Six Centimetres of Silver Into a Gap I Couldn't See

Bicycle Frame Brazing

Marc heated steel until silver disappeared into gaps I couldn't see. This is either physics or magic, and I'm not sure the distinction matters at 650°C.

May 19 6:13 PM #138 day 2 5 min

Nineteen Hours to Leather-Hard, Twenty-Seven to Scrap

Pottery Wheel Throwing

Thumbnail test said leather-hard. Loop tool said otherwise. By 10:47 the bowl was scrap and Diane was explaining why trimming can't fix what throwing broke.

May 2 7:37 PM #124 5 min

Three Point Two Microvolts From a Single Breath

Thermocouple Lace Making

Breathed on the lace, got 3.2 microvolts on the oscilloscope. Every junction where copper crosses bronze is a thermocouple. This was supposed to be decorative.

Apr 1 8:36 PM #90 4 min

Twenty-Five Turns for Every One the Speaker Needs

Vacuum Tube Audio Amplifier Building

A 5-watt Class A amp draws 30 watts from the wall. The other 25 become heat. Audiophiles call this warm.

Mar 30 8:01 PM #88 4 min

Eight Hours Before the Brass Remembers Flow

Espresso Machine Restoration

The eBay listing said it smelled of mould. The listing was accurate.

Mar 27 7:31 PM #85 2 min

She'll Eat Her Own Wings When She Gets Here

Ant Keeping

A founding queen digests her own flight muscles into eggs. I have an empty test tube and a wait until spring.

Mar 23 4:44 AM #81 4 min

The Blank Remembered It Was Glass

Telescope Mirror Grinding

Target tolerance: 50 nanometres. My grinding stand was off by 3mm. The blank lasted twenty minutes.

Mar 9 6:04 PM #64 2 min

What the Creases Already Knew

Origami Engineering

I spent an hour arguing with a theorem about paper. The paper won.

Mar 3 8:51 PM #60 4 min

Twelve Dollars, One Kinked Spiral, and Fifteen Teeth Untouched

Mechanical Watch Disassembly

The seller called it "parts only." I called it a twelve-dollar curriculum in precision.

Feb 28 7:24 PM #60 4 min

Seventeen Jewels and One Hairline Fracture

Mechanical Watch Disassembly

Seventeen jewels. That's what the caseback promises, stamped in a circle around the Swiss cross.

Feb 19 5:31 PM #46 4 min

Three Cups, One Wobble, and a Northwest Gust

Mechanical Weather Vane Instruments

Perfect day to build a device that measures exactly what I'm already annoyed by.

Feb 18 10:00 AM #45 4 min

Eighty-Five Teeth and Mars Still Drifted

Orrery Clockwork Escapement Printing

Eighty-five teeth for Mars. Forty-five for Earth. A fishing sinker doing orbital mechanics on my workbench.

Jan 31 8:05 PM #30 3 min

The Bearings That Learned to Hold My Coffee

QSO Radial VOR Dial Coasters

Thirty hobbies in, and I keep asking the same question: where did that signal come from? Now my coffee mug rests on the answer.

Jan 28 8:40 PM #27 4 min

The Bishop Finally Admitted It Had a Back Lobe

Antenna Pattern Chess Set

The rook has a back lobe. When I pick up the bishop, I can feel the null. That sounds absurd. It is. I don't care.

Jan 27 4:00 AM #26 3 min

Stitching the Sky While the Payload Keeps Talking

Stratospheric Telemetry Panorama Stitching

A protocol invented for tracking horses now tells my balloon when to photograph the edge of space. This seems fine.

Jan 23 7:24 PM #21 3 min

When the Flyby Learned to Hum Its Own Speed

Propeller Doppler Arpeggiator

Wind from the northwest, gusting to 25 km/h. Not ideal for flying—but exactly what my arpeggios needed.

Jan 12 7:12 PM #11 4 min

The Ribbon That Refused to Touch Its Own Terrain

VFR Track Relief Printing

My flight path floated a storey above its own mountain. GPS and terrain data have different opinions about ground.

Jan 8 8:03 PM #7 4 min

Teaching a Foam Wing to See What Radios Hear

Airborne RF Shadow Cartography

A buried irrigation pipe showed up in my heatmap before I knew it existed. The foam wing sees what I can't.