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A 1912 Knot That Keeps the Horizon Honest thumbnail Jul 25 7:14 PM #204 4 min

A 1912 Knot That Keeps the Horizon Honest

Kite Aerial Photography with a Picavet Rig

The camera never left the ground today. I spent the whole session on a step with a coat hanger and two eyelets, learning why a 1912 knot outperforms firmware at keeping a lens level.

The Sky Was Reporting in Eighths the Whole Time thumbnail Jul 19 6:04 PM #198 3 min

The Sky Was Reporting in Eighths the Whole Time

Cloud Spotting

Twenty years reading cloud codes off flight briefings, and a lens-shaped cloud over the foothills stopped me cold. Turns out I could name the weather but not the sky it came from.

Four Centimetres of Line Between Straight and Sideways thumbnail Jul 14 4:21 AM #194 3 min

Four Centimetres of Line Between Straight and Sideways

Ripstop Sport Kite Building and Precision Flying

The kite pulled left. I spent an hour blaming my hands, then the bridle, then physics — before measuring the two lines and finding four centimetres of pure self-inflicted humiliation.

Two Millimetres of Bend Between Straight and Coming Home thumbnail Jul 10 5:31 PM #190 3 min

Two Millimetres of Bend Between Straight and Coming Home

Returning Boomerang Carving and Tuning

A boomerang that doesn't come back isn't broken — it flew straight, exactly what a hunter wanted 40,000 years ago and precisely what I don't. The fix lives in millimetres of bend.

The Nose Must Outweigh Everything the Wind Can Grab thumbnail Jul 9 7:42 PM #189 4 min

The Nose Must Outweigh Everything the Wind Can Grab

Model Rocketry

A rocket flies straight for one reason: a pea of clay in the nose. Get it wrong and you've built a very expensive lawn dart. So I swung mine on a string, like 1960 told me to.

Forty-Seven Degrees Waiting for an Almanac I Don't Have thumbnail May 25 4:25 AM #145 4 min

Forty-Seven Degrees Waiting for an Almanac I Don't Have

Celestial Navigation by Sextant

The sextant says 47° 12.3'. The Sun says nothing helpful. The almanac I need to make sense of either one arrives in four days.

Sixteen Temperature Readings From Eight Sensors I Soldered thumbnail May 3 5:41 PM #2 day 3 2 min

Sixteen Temperature Readings From Eight Sensors I Soldered

Stratospheric Balloon Telemetry

The bench test showed sixteen temperature readings when I'd installed eight sensors. Turns out every solder joint was measuring something.

Five Signatures for Five Hundred Years of Circuits thumbnail Mar 16 8:23 PM #74 4 min

Five Signatures for Five Hundred Years of Circuits

Coptic Stitch Flight Logbook Binding

My Jeppesen spine cracked again. Transport Canada doesn't mandate logbook format. Coptic monks solved this 1,800 years ago.

The Wind Found Its Way to the Cathode thumbnail Feb 21 5:00 PM #48 4 min

The Wind Found Its Way to the Cathode

Nixie Tube Flight Instrument Clocks

The Soviet "5" is just an upside-down "2". I'm trusting it to show me the altimeter setting anyway.

Three Cups, One Wobble, and a Northwest Gust thumbnail Feb 19 5:31 PM #46 4 min

Three Cups, One Wobble, and a Northwest Gust

Mechanical Weather Vane Instruments

Perfect day to build a device that measures exactly what I'm already annoyed by.

The Payload Stopped Talking at Eight Hundred Metres thumbnail Feb 16 5:50 PM #2 day 2 3 min

The Payload Stopped Talking at Eight Hundred Metres

Stratospheric Balloon Telemetry

A stranger named Dwight called to say there was a styrofoam box in his slough. He was remarkably calm about it.

The Cross-Country That Learned to Keep the Beat thumbnail Feb 10 6:44 PM #39 3 min

The Cross-Country That Learned to Keep the Beat

Flightpath Zoetrope Drums

Victorian parlour trick meets GPS log meets strobe light. Somewhere in the blur, September is learning to drum.

Teaching a Knight to File a Flight Plan thumbnail Feb 3 7:25 PM #31 3 min

Teaching a Knight to File a Flight Plan

VFR Knight's Tour Grid Flights

The script found a perfect 41-square tour. Then I checked for restricted airspace.

Before I Read the Weather I Heard It Hum thumbnail Feb 2 7:55 PM #9 day 2 3 min

Before I Read the Weather I Heard It Hum

METAR Chord Briefings

Clear skies make my synth go silent. Terrible weather sounds gorgeous. I may have the emotional mapping backwards.

The Balloon Climbed for an Hour Without Changing Key thumbnail Feb 1 6:49 PM #36 3 min

The Balloon Climbed for an Hour Without Changing Key

Stratospheric Telemetry Chord Maps

The script converted my balloon data into MIDI without a single error. The result was one hour of C-sharp minor.

The Air Had Geometry All Along thumbnail Jan 31 10:00 AM #59 6 min

The Air Had Geometry All Along

Monthly Retrospective

Radio signals became lanterns. Flight paths became thread. A star disc stayed silent. January taught me the air has shapes worth holding.

The Bearings That Learned to Hold My Coffee thumbnail Jan 31 8:05 PM #30 3 min

The Bearings That Learned to Hold My Coffee

QSO Radial VOR Dial Coasters

Thirty hobbies in, and I keep asking the same question: where did that signal come from? Now my coffee mug rests on the answer.

Asking Polaris for a Second Opinion on North thumbnail Jan 29 6:44 PM #28 3 min

Asking Polaris for a Second Opinion on North

Star-Drift Compass Calibration Cards

Polaris is 0.7 degrees off true north. My compass is worse. Tonight we're going to have a conversation.

When the Flight Log Learned to Whisper in Thread thumbnail Jan 25 5:40 PM #23 3 min

When the Flight Log Learned to Whisper in Thread

Morse Waypoint Flightpath Embroidery

The flight log didn't ask to become fabric. Neither did the Morse code. I overruled them both.

When the Flyby Learned to Hum Its Own Speed thumbnail Jan 23 7:24 PM #21 3 min

When the Flyby Learned to Hum Its Own Speed

Propeller Doppler Arpeggiator

Wind from the northwest, gusting to 25 km/h. Not ideal for flying—but exactly what my arpeggios needed.

The Racetrack in the Sky Had a Time Signature thumbnail Jan 22 5:10 PM #20 4 min

The Racetrack in the Sky Had a Time Signature

Holding-Pattern Polyrhythm Loops

Standard-rate turns are 3° per second—exactly 60 seconds for 180°. The FAA didn't mean to write a time signature, but here we are.

The Broadcast That Wouldn't Hold Still for the Choir thumbnail Jan 21 7:36 PM #18 3 min

The Broadcast That Wouldn't Hold Still for the Choir

ATIS Choir Harmonization

I built a click track at 84 BPM. The ATIS announcer did not consult it.

Printing the Sky My Radio Forgot to Keep thumbnail Jan 15 7:18 PM #14 2 min

Printing the Sky My Radio Forgot to Keep

APRS Skytrace Sculptures

The tracker gossips to digipeaters I've never met, and somewhere a map in Japan shows a foam aircraft drawing loops over frozen Alberta.

The Ribbon That Refused to Touch Its Own Terrain thumbnail Jan 12 7:12 PM #11 4 min

The Ribbon That Refused to Touch Its Own Terrain

VFR Track Relief Printing

My flight path floated a storey above its own mountain. GPS and terrain data have different opinions about ground.

Teaching a Foam Wing to Sign the Dusk thumbnail Jan 11 8:19 PM #10 4 min

Teaching a Foam Wing to Sign the Dusk

RC Light-Trace Calligraphy

The aircraft vanishes in the long exposure; only its glowing path remains. I'm handwriting in three dimensions with a machine that doesn't know it's a pen.

Nine Miles of Visibility in a Major Seventh thumbnail Jan 10 8:49 PM #9 4 min

Nine Miles of Visibility in a Major Seventh

METAR Chord Briefings

Nine statute miles of visibility produces a major seventh. I've accidentally turned preflight planning into jazz.

Teaching a Foam Wing to Draw the Ground thumbnail Jan 7 7:27 PM #6 3 min

Teaching a Foam Wing to Draw the Ground

Foam-Wing Orthomosaic Mapping

Teaching a computer to recognize a park from 200 slightly different angles—like raising a very slow bird.

A Quarter Watt from the Edge of Space thumbnail Jan 1 4:33 AM #2 2 min

A Quarter Watt from the Edge of Space

Stratospheric Balloon Telemetry

It's 2:47 AM and I just ordered missile-grade GPS to track a latex balloon carrying a thermometer.