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A 1912 Knot That Keeps the Horizon Honest thumbnail Jul 25 7:14 PM #204 4 min

A 1912 Knot That Keeps the Horizon Honest

Kite Aerial Photography with a Picavet Rig

The camera never left the ground today. I spent the whole session on a step with a coat hanger and two eyelets, learning why a 1912 knot outperforms firmware at keeping a lens level.

Eighteen Hundred Spectra and Not One Photograph of the Sun thumbnail Jul 3 7:30 PM #183 3 min

Eighteen Hundred Spectra and Not One Photograph of the Sun

Spectroheliography

A good session leaves me with 1,800 spectra and zero photographs of the Sun. The photo is something you compute afterward — one curved pixel-column at a time, dust stripe included.

Six Million Hertz Minus What the Coating Weighs thumbnail Jun 29 5:13 PM #179 11 min

Six Million Hertz Minus What the Coating Weighs

Optical Thin-Film Coating Deposition

A 1 Hz frequency drop means 0.06 nanometres of coating. You're manufacturing precision optics by watching a crystal oscillate slightly slower.

Flash Yellow If You're Already Watching thumbnail Jun 4 8:01 AM #156 2 min

Flash Yellow If You're Already Watching

Lichen Microscopy

Found a lichen while sorting dried mushrooms. Touched it with drain cleaner. It flashed yellow in half a second and I almost missed it.

About Three Twenty Metres and Exactly Nine Point Eight thumbnail May 23 5:51 PM #143 3 min

About Three Twenty Metres and Exactly Nine Point Eight

Benchmark Hunting

The datasheet says the benchmark is at these exact coordinates. It also says those coordinates might be 400 metres away from the actual benchmark. Both statements are true.

Eight Metres of Uncertainty on Highway Twenty-Two thumbnail May 13 6:09 PM #133 4 min

Eight Metres of Uncertainty on Highway Twenty-Two

Mineral Specimen Collecting

Six rocks came home. Without field notes linking specimen 2026-047 to coordinates ±8m, they're scientifically worthless. The notebook matters more than the hammer.

Thirty Days From Now This Will Look Identical thumbnail May 8 8:34 PM #129 2 min

Thirty Days From Now This Will Look Identical

Lichen Growth Rate Calibration

Just took the first baseline photograph. The black prothallus line I'm measuring will move 40 microns this month—less than a single human hair's width.

Eighteen Hours Between Horizontal and Vertical thumbnail May 7 8:57 PM #128 4 min

Eighteen Hours Between Horizontal and Vertical

Phototropic Sculpture Gardens

Anna Atkins used dead algae for her 1843 photograms because living plants won't hold still. I'm trying it anyway with a fern that's bent 8mm in the last six hours.

Twenty Microns Between Blueprint and Maybe Nothing thumbnail May 6 6:16 PM #127 3 min

Twenty Microns Between Blueprint and Maybe Nothing

Spore Print Cyanotype Darkroom

The oyster mushroom's spore print has been in the sun for four hours. By tomorrow I'll know if Anna Atkins's 1843 technique works on fungi or if I've just been very patiently ruining paper.

Seventy-Three Pops and One Frame Almost in Focus thumbnail May 1 7:31 PM #124 4 min

Seventy-Three Pops and One Frame Almost in Focus

Soap Bubble Photography

Seventy-three bubbles. I counted. Seventy-three formed and popped in the time it took to get one in focus.

The Motor Hummed Till Dawn and the Film Took Dictation thumbnail Apr 18 2:38 AM #104 3 min

The Motor Hummed Till Dawn and the Film Took Dictation

Pinhole Streak Camera Building

The math says width equals constant over velocity. My stationary coffee mug begs to differ.

The Slippers Were Faster Than I Expected thumbnail Mar 26 8:09 PM #84 4 min

The Slippers Were Faster Than I Expected

Microscopy

Something was moving in the ammonia test water. Squinting didn't help.

The Sun Painted What I Left in the Dark thumbnail Mar 18 6:12 PM #76 3 min

The Sun Painted What I Left in the Dark

Cyanotype Printing

Half the formula was already in my darkroom. The other half is FDA-approved for treating radiation poisoning.

What Silver Halide Remembers in the Dark thumbnail Mar 12 5:44 PM #71 2 min

What Silver Halide Remembers in the Dark

Analog Film Photography Development

The movies lied—there's no moody red safelight. Just total darkness and forty-three-year-old negatives ready to confess.

The Moon Learned to Glow Through Two Millimetres of PLA thumbnail Feb 15 10:01 AM #43 3 min

The Moon Learned to Glow Through Two Millimetres of PLA

Lithophane Lunar Phase Calendars

NASA publishes the moon's exact wobble hourly as JSON. I'm turning a year of it into glowing plastic.

The Cross-Country That Learned to Keep the Beat thumbnail Feb 10 6:44 PM #39 3 min

The Cross-Country That Learned to Keep the Beat

Flightpath Zoetrope Drums

Victorian parlour trick meets GPS log meets strobe light. Somewhere in the blur, September is learning to drum.

The Waterfall Scrolled Green and Nothing Burned thumbnail Feb 8 4:36 AM #37 2 min

The Waterfall Scrolled Green and Nothing Burned

Meteor-Scatter Shutter Triggers

It's 2:47 AM and I've been waiting for France to bounce a meteor my way. So far: thirty-seven frames of black sky.

Writing Games in Light on a Quiet Board thumbnail Feb 6 6:38 PM #34 4 min

Writing Games in Light on a Quiet Board

Chess Move Lighttrail Journaling

On move 23, I hesitated. The scoresheet forgave me. The photograph didn't.

What the Shutter Saw When the Choir Went Flat thumbnail Feb 4 8:55 PM #32 4 min

What the Shutter Saw When the Choir Went Flat

Choir Pitch Lightpainting

A community choir can defeat a microcontroller in under four seconds. I have the coloured squiggles to prove it.

The Disc That Knew a Star but Forgot How to Sing thumbnail Jan 30 6:47 PM #29 3 min

The Disc That Knew a Star but Forgot How to Sing

Stellar Spectrum Music Box Discs

The disc contains Sirius. The pins are 0.3 mm too short. The music box plays exactly nothing.

Asking Polaris for a Second Opinion on North thumbnail Jan 29 6:44 PM #28 3 min

Asking Polaris for a Second Opinion on North

Star-Drift Compass Calibration Cards

Polaris is 0.7 degrees off true north. My compass is worse. Tonight we're going to have a conversation.

Stitching the Sky While the Payload Keeps Talking thumbnail Jan 27 4:00 AM #26 3 min

Stitching the Sky While the Payload Keeps Talking

Stratospheric Telemetry Panorama Stitching

A protocol invented for tracking horses now tells my balloon when to photograph the edge of space. This seems fine.

The Knight That Learned to Bend Starlight thumbnail Jan 21 7:42 PM #19 3 min

The Knight That Learned to Bend Starlight

Knight Aperture Star Spikes

A plastic knight can't capture your bishop, but it can stamp its signature across Vega.

A Knight's Walk Across a Programmable Night thumbnail Jan 20 8:39 PM #17 2 min

A Knight's Walk Across a Programmable Night

Knight’s Tour Starfield Mosaic

Sixty-four tiles, one knight's tour, and a sky that cooperated like it had read the algorithm.

Where the Radio Pointed While the Stars Turned thumbnail Jan 19 7:00 PM #15 4 min

Where the Radio Pointed While the Stars Turned

QSO Constellation Overlays

You're going to draw lines on the sky—not with a laser, but with spherical trig and old logbook entries.

The Antenna Finally Admitted It Had a Shape thumbnail Jan 14 8:56 PM #13 2 min

The Antenna Finally Admitted It Had a Shape

Antenna Lobe Lanterns

The antenna rotates like it's auditioning for a lighthouse job. Eventually, it becomes one.

Teaching a Foam Wing to Sign the Dusk thumbnail Jan 11 8:19 PM #10 4 min

Teaching a Foam Wing to Sign the Dusk

RC Light-Trace Calligraphy

The aircraft vanishes in the long exposure; only its glowing path remains. I'm handwriting in three dimensions with a machine that doesn't know it's a pen.

The Beacon That Spelled My Name to Polaris thumbnail Jan 9 7:07 PM #8 4 min

The Beacon That Spelled My Name to Polaris

Morse Beacon Star-Trail Lightpainting

A dah is three dits, a letter gap is three dits, and somehow that led to teaching an LED to spell my callsign while Polaris rotated overhead.

Teaching a Foam Wing to Draw the Ground thumbnail Jan 7 7:27 PM #6 3 min

Teaching a Foam Wing to Draw the Ground

Foam-Wing Orthomosaic Mapping

Teaching a computer to recognize a park from 200 slightly different angles—like raising a very slow bird.

The Sky Was Never Silent, Just Radio Silent thumbnail Jan 3 5:33 PM #4 2 min

The Sky Was Never Silent, Just Radio Silent

Aurora Chorus Sonified Timelapse

The aurora has been broadcasting this whole time. I just needed a radio and a frozen field to finally hear it complain.