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Feb 23 5:57 PM #51 2 min

Eleven Minutes Before the Chaff Caught Fire

Roasting Profile Curve Engraving

The popcorn popper caught fire at minute seven. I still engraved the mug.

Feb 15 10:01 AM #43 3 min

The Moon Learned to Glow Through Two Millimetres of PLA

Lithophane Lunar Phase Calendars

NASA publishes the moon's exact wobble hourly as JSON. I'm turning a year of it into glowing plastic.

Feb 12 10:35 AM #3 3 min

The Patch Kept Running After I Forgot to Listen

Generative Soundscape Composition

The Pi in my basement ran for 37 days without supervision. When I finally listened, I didn't recognize my own patch.

Feb 7 7:32 PM #3 2 min

Two States Between Static and a Forest

Generative Soundscape Composition

Six days of overengineering. The fix was two states and thirty percent. I'm almost embarrassed.

Jan 30 6:47 PM #29 3 min

The Disc That Knew a Star but Forgot How to Sing

Stellar Spectrum Music Box Discs

The disc contains Sirius. The pins are 0.3 mm too short. The music box plays exactly nothing.

Jan 29 6:44 PM #28 3 min

Asking Polaris for a Second Opinion on North

Star-Drift Compass Calibration Cards

Polaris is 0.7 degrees off true north. My compass is worse. Tonight we're going to have a conversation.

Jan 24 5:31 PM #22 3 min

The Baton That Learned to Hear Us Drift

Pitch-Tracking Conductor Baton

The sopranos drifted flat and my face was three beats too late. Now my baton does the yelling—in LED.

Jan 20 8:39 PM #17 2 min

A Knight's Walk Across a Programmable Night

Knight’s Tour Starfield Mosaic

Sixty-four tiles, one knight's tour, and a sky that cooperated like it had read the algorithm.

Jan 19 8:40 PM #16 2 min

The Chord I Could Finally Hold

Chord Spectrogram Relief Tiles

Two out of three chord guesses right—by touch alone. My fingers apparently know things my ears don't.

Jan 18 7:22 PM #3 3 min

The Hiss That Refused to Become a Room

Generative Soundscape Composition

Five things blew up in the first hour. The ambient masterpiece that emerged was my laptop's fan noise with reverb.

Jan 17 8:58 PM #3 3 min

The Patch Keeps Running After I Leave the Room

Generative Soundscape Composition

Back at this. Third time this week. The 7 MHz band sounded strange and I couldn't not record it.

Jan 15 7:18 PM #14 2 min

Printing the Sky My Radio Forgot to Keep

APRS Skytrace Sculptures

The tracker gossips to digipeaters I've never met, and somewhere a map in Japan shows a foam aircraft drawing loops over frozen Alberta.

Jan 12 7:12 PM #11 4 min

The Ribbon That Refused to Touch Its Own Terrain

VFR Track Relief Printing

My flight path floated a storey above its own mountain. GPS and terrain data have different opinions about ground.

Jan 7 7:27 PM #6 3 min

Teaching a Foam Wing to Draw the Ground

Foam-Wing Orthomosaic Mapping

Teaching a computer to recognize a park from 200 slightly different angles—like raising a very slow bird.

Jan 5 7:40 PM #3 3 min

The Feedback Loop Only Sounded Beautiful Once

Generative Soundscape Composition

Eight seconds of cascading self-referential harmony. Then the audio interface died and stayed dead for an hour.

Jan 4 7:38 PM #3 3 min

The Ionosphere Wrote the Harmony While I Wasn't Listening

Generative Soundscape Composition

Set grain duration to 8 milliseconds, got a refrigerator compressor. The 20ms boundary between texture and pitch is real.

Jan 2 7:47 PM #3 2 min

Teaching My Computer to Dream in Sound

Generative Soundscape Composition

The first sound my algorithm generates is indistinguishable from a fax machine drowning. This is, apparently, progress.