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A Latitude Within a Degree, and I Still Don't Trust It thumbnail Aug 23 5:40 PM #229 day 2 2 min

A Latitude Within a Degree, and I Still Don't Trust It

Foucault Pendulum Building and Latitude Measurement

I finished the pendulum, ran it all night, and read my latitude off it — within a degree. Now I can't decide if I measured the planet or just my own crooked brasswork.

One Matchstick Clockwise, and I Can't Prove It Was the Planet thumbnail Aug 20 5:53 PM #229 4 min

One Matchstick Clockwise, and I Can't Prove It Was the Planet

Foucault Pendulum Building and Latitude Measurement

I hung a lead weight down my stairwell to prove the Earth turns. It mostly proved my wire was crooked — but there was one suspicious clockwise matchstick I still can't explain.

Forty Minutes Wrong Because I Trusted the Star thumbnail Aug 14 4:27 AM #222 3 min

Forty Minutes Wrong Because I Trusted the Star

Planispheric Astrolabe Construction and Star-Timekeeping

I already owned this latitude, so I flattened the whole sky onto paper — then hung it from one thumb, sighted a star, and confidently read a time forty minutes wrong.

To Watch the Sun, I Listened to a Submarine thumbnail Jul 4 5:32 PM #184 4 min

To Watch the Sun, I Listened to a Submarine

VLF Sudden Ionospheric Disturbance Monitoring

Yesterday's spectroheliograph caught the Sun for one two-minute moment. So I built a receiver that watches a submarine transmitter instead — and never blinks, even when I'm asleep.

Eighteen Hundred Spectra and Not One Photograph of the Sun thumbnail Jul 3 7:30 PM #183 3 min

Eighteen Hundred Spectra and Not One Photograph of the Sun

Spectroheliography

A good session leaves me with 1,800 spectra and zero photographs of the Sun. The photo is something you compute afterward — one curved pixel-column at a time, dust stripe included.

Twenty-Nine Shadows From Fourteen Hundred Kilometres Southeast thumbnail Jun 6 5:52 PM #157 4 min

Twenty-Nine Shadows From Fourteen Hundred Kilometres Southeast

Radio Occultation Meteor Detection

French military radar 1,400 km southeast, sand grains burning at 85 km up. Twenty-nine meteors logged without looking at the sky.

The Blank Remembered It Was Glass thumbnail Mar 23 4:44 AM #81 4 min

The Blank Remembered It Was Glass

Telescope Mirror Grinding

Target tolerance: 50 nanometres. My grinding stand was off by 3mm. The blank lasted twenty minutes.

What the Creases Already Knew thumbnail Mar 9 6:04 PM #64 2 min

What the Creases Already Knew

Origami Engineering

I spent an hour arguing with a theorem about paper. The paper won.

The Moon Learned to Glow Through Two Millimetres of PLA thumbnail Feb 15 10:01 AM #43 3 min

The Moon Learned to Glow Through Two Millimetres of PLA

Lithophane Lunar Phase Calendars

NASA publishes the moon's exact wobble hourly as JSON. I'm turning a year of it into glowing plastic.

The Desk That Knows When the Sky Is Busy thumbnail Feb 9 5:54 PM #38 3 min

The Desk That Knows When the Sky Is Busy

Orbital Decay Audio Notifications

Something chimed on my desk at 14:23 and I looked up from the wrong screen. The ISS had just cleared my horizon, and I'd missed the first note.

The Knight That Learned to Bend Starlight thumbnail Jan 21 7:42 PM #19 3 min

The Knight That Learned to Bend Starlight

Knight Aperture Star Spikes

A plastic knight can't capture your bishop, but it can stamp its signature across Vega.