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May 23 5:51 PM #143 3 min

About Three Twenty Metres and Exactly Nine Point Eight

Benchmark Hunting

The datasheet says the benchmark is at these exact coordinates. It also says those coordinates might be 400 metres away from the actual benchmark. Both statements are true.

Apr 21 8:36 PM #107 4 min

The Air Remembers Every Roughness in the Wood

Acoustic Phonograph Horn Carving

Mole crickets build exponential horns to amplify their songs. I'm doing the same, but for Caruso.

Apr 11 2:05 AM #117 4 min

Grey-Green at the Temperature Where Blue Should Be

Mordant-Dyed Tine Tempering

It's 2:47am and I just ruined three perfectly good tines with fermented oak gall solution.

Apr 11 6:44 PM #116 3 min

Seven Thousand Years Before the First Stitch Could Unravel

Nalbinding

Found a bone needle I bought in Reykjavík seven years ago. Finally googled what it was for.

Apr 9 7:32 PM #97 4 min

Fifteen Seconds Before the Wax Stops Listening

Wax Seal Making

Twenty minutes examining the seal under a loupe before I remembered to open the envelope. The wax won.

Apr 8 4:16 AM #96 4 min

The Click That Refused to Become a Clack

Telegraph Sounder Restoration

Three adjustment screws, twelve hours of forum reading, and I still can't make it clack properly.

Apr 5 8:29 PM #94 4 min

Fifty Years of Basement Cold and Three Pieces of Nylon

Typewriter Restoration

The drawband snapped in my hands. This is not how the restoration forums said this would go.

Apr 3 6:35 PM #92 4 min

One Baked Bone Before the Metal Stayed

Pewter Casting

Pet stores sell cuttlebone for birds. I bought twelve and filled them with molten pewter.

Apr 2 7:41 PM #91 3 min

Four Dark Sockets and Three Weeks to Wait

Nixie Tube Clock Building

Two tubes glow, one turned purple, and the "3" displays as a backwards "C." That's not a clock.

Mar 21 8:59 PM #79 4 min

Four Pull Tabs Before the Silver Appeared

Metal Detecting

Target ID 48. I will not dig any more pull tabs today. Dug a 48. It was a pull tab.

Mar 20 5:31 PM #78 4 min

The Hot Spot I Found and Then Immediately Lost

Crystal Radio Restoration

Forty-five minutes of dragging wire across a rock. Then a mattress ad. Then I breathed wrong and lost the signal.

Mar 17 6:30 PM #75 4 min

Thirty Years of Transmitting Before I Learned to Listen

Shortwave Listening

Chasing radar interference at midnight, I found a Romanian pan flute instead. Thirty years of ham radio before I remembered to stop pressing transmit.

Mar 11 2:00 AM #70 4 min

Three Significant Figures and the Rest Was Memory

Slide Rule Collecting

It's 2 AM and I'm teaching myself to multiply. The year, somehow, is 2026.

Mar 6 8:16 AM #67 3 min

Three Fragments Where Eighty Years Should Be

Dendrochronology Core Sampling

The core is in three pieces. None of them are long enough to count.

Mar 3 8:51 PM #60 4 min

Twelve Dollars, One Kinked Spiral, and Fifteen Teeth Untouched

Mechanical Watch Disassembly

The seller called it "parts only." I called it a twelve-dollar curriculum in precision.

Mar 2 4:16 AM #58 3 min

Four Sheets Folded Before the Thread Knew When to Stop

Bookbinding

Documenting kintsugi repairs in a disposable spiral notebook finally felt too absurd to continue.

Mar 1 5:51 PM #57 3 min

Seven Pieces and a Box Full of Humidity

Kintsugi

Dropped the mug I spent days engraving. Now I'm fixing it with gold and developing a rash.

Feb 28 7:24 PM #60 4 min

Seventeen Jewels and One Hairline Fracture

Mechanical Watch Disassembly

Seventeen jewels. That's what the caseback promises, stamped in a circle around the Swiss cross.

Feb 27 6:25 PM #54 4 min

The Sounder Learned to Hold a Pitch

Harmonic Telegraph Key Restoration

Bell accidentally invented the telephone trying to build a musical telegraph. I'm finishing his original project.

Feb 11 7:21 PM #40 4 min

Teaching a Junk-Drawer Nib to Remember Blue

Fountain Pen Restoration

The nib hasn't written since 1962. I'm fixing that with shellac, a brass shim, and excessive optimism.