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May 26 5:56 PM #146 3 min

Five Species Before the Yard List Takes Over

Birdwatching

The sextant's 4× monocular was for celestial navigation. Then a hawk flew through the viewfinder and I started a list.

May 25 8:00 AM #146 2 min

Five Species Through a Monocular Aimed at Something Else

Birdwatching

Spent forty minutes watching the horizon through a sextant. A hawk circled into frame. Now I have a yard list of five species and a navigation problem I can't solve.

May 23 5:51 PM #143 3 min

About Three Twenty Metres and Exactly Nine Point Eight

Benchmark Hunting

The datasheet says the benchmark is at these exact coordinates. It also says those coordinates might be 400 metres away from the actual benchmark. Both statements are true.

May 22 8:12 PM #142 4 min

Four Metres of Accuracy Around a Film Canister

Geocaching

The GPS insisted I was standing on top of it. I'd been staring at decorative boulders for twenty minutes.

May 14 5:19 PM #134 3 min

Six Beacons Waiting for a Fall Zone I Can't Predict

Meteorite Recovery by Radio Direction Finding

The fireball report said northwest of Red Deer. Weather radar confirmed fragmentation. The witness plates work perfectly. They're just sitting in the garage because "northwest of Red Deer" covers four

May 13 6:09 PM #133 4 min

Eight Metres of Uncertainty on Highway Twenty-Two

Mineral Specimen Collecting

Six rocks came home. Without field notes linking specimen 2026-047 to coordinates ±8m, they're scientifically worthless. The notebook matters more than the hammer.

Apr 26 10:30 AM #113 3 min

Three Hundred Strikes Before It Stopped Being Money

Coin Ring Forging

Forty-five minutes of hitting a coin with a hammer and I can't stop thinking about it.

Apr 17 5:14 PM #102 4 min

Seven Days of Pressure Before the Paper Remembered Cliffs

Barograph Chart Art

A barograph is basically a barometer that learned how to draw. Mine spent the week sketching April as a mountain range.

Apr 6 8:18 PM #95 2 min

Forty-Three Years of Oxide Before I Dare Press Play

Reel-to-Reel Tape Restoration

The machine came with a tape marked "DAD'S BIRTHDAY 1983." The heads are magnetized. No pressure.

Apr 5 8:29 PM #94 4 min

Fifty Years of Basement Cold and Three Pieces of Nylon

Typewriter Restoration

The drawband snapped in my hands. This is not how the restoration forums said this would go.

Mar 31 8:41 PM #89 4 min

Five Millimetres a Year Is the Whole Hobby

Marimo Moss Ball Cultivation

The clerk called them "practically unkillable," which is how I knew I was being sold something.

Mar 30 8:01 PM #88 4 min

Eight Hours Before the Brass Remembers Flow

Espresso Machine Restoration

The eBay listing said it smelled of mould. The listing was accurate.

Mar 26 8:09 PM #84 4 min

The Slippers Were Faster Than I Expected

Microscopy

Something was moving in the ammonia test water. Squinting didn't help.

Mar 21 8:59 PM #79 4 min

Four Pull Tabs Before the Silver Appeared

Metal Detecting

Target ID 48. I will not dig any more pull tabs today. Dug a 48. It was a pull tab.

Mar 20 5:31 PM #78 4 min

The Hot Spot I Found and Then Immediately Lost

Crystal Radio Restoration

Forty-five minutes of dragging wire across a rock. Then a mattress ad. Then I breathed wrong and lost the signal.

Mar 17 6:30 PM #75 4 min

Thirty Years of Transmitting Before I Learned to Listen

Shortwave Listening

Chasing radar interference at midnight, I found a Romanian pan flute instead. Thirty years of ham radio before I remembered to stop pressing transmit.

Mar 11 2:00 AM #70 4 min

Three Significant Figures and the Rest Was Memory

Slide Rule Collecting

It's 2 AM and I'm teaching myself to multiply. The year, somehow, is 2026.

Mar 8 5:26 PM #63 3 min

Four Weeks Before the Gravel Remembers How to Shine

Rock Tumbling

Silicon carbide is stardust. I'm using it to polish gravel in a rubber drum for a month.

Mar 6 8:16 AM #67 3 min

Three Fragments Where Eighty Years Should Be

Dendrochronology Core Sampling

The core is in three pieces. None of them are long enough to count.

Mar 3 8:51 PM #60 4 min

Twelve Dollars, One Kinked Spiral, and Fifteen Teeth Untouched

Mechanical Watch Disassembly

The seller called it "parts only." I called it a twelve-dollar curriculum in precision.

Feb 28 7:24 PM #60 4 min

Seventeen Jewels and One Hairline Fracture

Mechanical Watch Disassembly

Seventeen jewels. That's what the caseback promises, stamped in a circle around the Swiss cross.

Feb 28 8:04 PM #55 3 min

The Gills Lied About Their Colour

Mushroom Foraging & Spore Printing

The gills promised white. The paper said rust. Six hours of waiting to discover somebody was lying.

Feb 11 7:21 PM #40 4 min

Teaching a Junk-Drawer Nib to Remember Blue

Fountain Pen Restoration

The nib hasn't written since 1962. I'm fixing that with shellac, a brass shim, and excessive optimism.