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Mar 18 6:12 PM #76 3 min

The Sun Painted What I Left in the Dark

Cyanotype Printing

Half the formula was already in my darkroom. The other half is FDA-approved for treating radiation poisoning.

Mar 12 5:44 PM #71 2 min

What Silver Halide Remembers in the Dark

Analog Film Photography Development

The movies lied—there's no moody red safelight. Just total darkness and forty-three-year-old negatives ready to confess.

Feb 15 10:01 AM #43 3 min

The Moon Learned to Glow Through Two Millimetres of PLA

Lithophane Lunar Phase Calendars

NASA publishes the moon's exact wobble hourly as JSON. I'm turning a year of it into glowing plastic.

Feb 10 6:44 PM #39 3 min

The Cross-Country That Learned to Keep the Beat

Flightpath Zoetrope Drums

Victorian parlour trick meets GPS log meets strobe light. Somewhere in the blur, September is learning to drum.

Feb 8 4:36 AM #37 2 min

The Waterfall Scrolled Green and Nothing Burned

Meteor-Scatter Shutter Triggers

It's 2:47 AM and I've been waiting for France to bounce a meteor my way. So far: thirty-seven frames of black sky.

Feb 6 6:38 PM #34 4 min

Writing Games in Light on a Quiet Board

Chess Move Lighttrail Journaling

On move 23, I hesitated. The scoresheet forgave me. The photograph didn't.

Feb 4 8:55 PM #32 4 min

What the Shutter Saw When the Choir Went Flat

Choir Pitch Lightpainting

A community choir can defeat a microcontroller in under four seconds. I have the coloured squiggles to prove it.

Jan 30 6:47 PM #29 3 min

The Disc That Knew a Star but Forgot How to Sing

Stellar Spectrum Music Box Discs

The disc contains Sirius. The pins are 0.3 mm too short. The music box plays exactly nothing.

Jan 29 6:44 PM #28 3 min

Asking Polaris for a Second Opinion on North

Star-Drift Compass Calibration Cards

Polaris is 0.7 degrees off true north. My compass is worse. Tonight we're going to have a conversation.

Jan 27 4:00 AM #26 3 min

Stitching the Sky While the Payload Keeps Talking

Stratospheric Telemetry Panorama Stitching

A protocol invented for tracking horses now tells my balloon when to photograph the edge of space. This seems fine.

Jan 21 7:42 PM #19 3 min

The Knight That Learned to Bend Starlight

Knight Aperture Star Spikes

A plastic knight can't capture your bishop, but it can stamp its signature across Vega.

Jan 20 8:39 PM #17 2 min

A Knight's Walk Across a Programmable Night

Knight’s Tour Starfield Mosaic

Sixty-four tiles, one knight's tour, and a sky that cooperated like it had read the algorithm.

Jan 19 7:00 PM #15 4 min

Where the Radio Pointed While the Stars Turned

QSO Constellation Overlays

You're going to draw lines on the sky—not with a laser, but with spherical trig and old logbook entries.

Jan 14 8:56 PM #13 2 min

The Antenna Finally Admitted It Had a Shape

Antenna Lobe Lanterns

The antenna rotates like it's auditioning for a lighthouse job. Eventually, it becomes one.

Jan 11 8:19 PM #10 4 min

Teaching a Foam Wing to Sign the Dusk

RC Light-Trace Calligraphy

The aircraft vanishes in the long exposure; only its glowing path remains. I'm handwriting in three dimensions with a machine that doesn't know it's a pen.

Jan 9 7:07 PM #8 4 min

The Beacon That Spelled My Name to Polaris

Morse Beacon Star-Trail Lightpainting

A dah is three dits, a letter gap is three dits, and somehow that led to teaching an LED to spell my callsign while Polaris rotated overhead.

Jan 7 7:27 PM #6 3 min

Teaching a Foam Wing to Draw the Ground

Foam-Wing Orthomosaic Mapping

Teaching a computer to recognize a park from 200 slightly different angles—like raising a very slow bird.

Jan 3 5:33 PM #4 2 min

The Sky Was Never Silent, Just Radio Silent

Aurora Chorus Sonified Timelapse

The aurora has been broadcasting this whole time. I just needed a radio and a frozen field to finally hear it complain.