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Jun 2 8:52 PM #153 5 min

Wrapped Twice Around and Tension Holds Everything

Shibori Resist Dyeing

Diane said wrap the thread twice but don't knot it—tension alone would resist what my carved block and aluminum mordant couldn't.

May 31 10:23 AM #152 5 min

Pale Tan at the Coordination Complex I Trusted

Natural Dye Textile Printing

Walnut hulls, aluminum mordant, and a coordination complex that produced every shade of beige I didn't want.

May 30 6:11 PM #151 5 min

Three Hundred Thirty-Six Ends Before the Edge Pulled Inward

Loom Weaving

Ninety minutes to thread 336 warp ends. Three inches of weaving to discover they were lying about being evenly tensioned.

May 29 7:52 PM #150 5 min

Seven Days Before the Charcoal Tells Me What the Soil Exhaled

Atmospheric Radon Mapping

The Geiger counter that couldn't find meteorites now measures invisible radon seeping from rocks. Eight buried canisters wait to tell me what the soil exhaled.

May 28 5:26 PM #148 3 min

Three Legs Finished and Four Inches Left to Regret

Macramé Plant Hangers

Diane showed me the knot sequence. Looked simple. Sixteen feet of cord per strand, she said. I cut mine to fourteen. That was the first mistake.

May 27 6:58 PM #147 2 min

216.430 MHz Once Per Second for Six More Weeks

Radio Telemetry Wildlife Tracking

The RDF receiver was still in the field case from the meteorite failure. Swept 216 MHz to test it. Someone's tagged a ptarmigan out there.

May 26 5:56 PM #146 3 min

Five Species Before the Yard List Takes Over

Birdwatching

The sextant's 4× monocular was for celestial navigation. Then a hawk flew through the viewfinder and I started a list.

May 25 8:00 AM #146 2 min

Five Species Through a Monocular Aimed at Something Else

Birdwatching

Spent forty minutes watching the horizon through a sextant. A hawk circled into frame. Now I have a yard list of five species and a navigation problem I can't solve.

May 25 4:25 AM #145 4 min

Forty-Seven Degrees Waiting for an Almanac I Don't Have

Celestial Navigation by Sextant

The sextant says 47° 12.3'. The Sun says nothing helpful. The almanac I need to make sense of either one arrives in four days.

May 24 8:32 PM #144 3 min

Ten Arc-Seconds If I Learn Which Line Aligns

Precision Surveying Theodolite Operation

The theodolite measures angles more precisely than I can measure anything. The limitation is me, not the 61-year-old Swiss brass.

May 23 5:51 PM #143 3 min

About Three Twenty Metres and Exactly Nine Point Eight

Benchmark Hunting

The datasheet says the benchmark is at these exact coordinates. It also says those coordinates might be 400 metres away from the actual benchmark. Both statements are true.

May 22 8:12 PM #142 4 min

Four Metres of Accuracy Around a Film Canister

Geocaching

The GPS insisted I was standing on top of it. I'd been staring at decorative boulders for twenty minutes.

May 21 6:54 PM #141 4 min

Six Centimetres of Silver Into a Gap I Couldn't See

Bicycle Frame Brazing

Marc heated steel until silver disappeared into gaps I couldn't see. This is either physics or magic, and I'm not sure the distinction matters at 650°C.

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