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Mar 22 10:45 AM #80 4 min

The Furnace Registers at 3.2 Hertz

Geophone Seismography

The amplifier works perfectly. I can now confirm my furnace oscillates at 3.2 Hz. Earthquakes remain elusive.

Mar 21 8:59 PM #79 4 min

Four Pull Tabs Before the Silver Appeared

Metal Detecting

Target ID 48. I will not dig any more pull tabs today. Dug a 48. It was a pull tab.

Mar 20 5:31 PM #78 4 min

The Hot Spot I Found and Then Immediately Lost

Crystal Radio Restoration

Forty-five minutes of dragging wire across a rock. Then a mattress ad. Then I breathed wrong and lost the signal.

Mar 19 5:58 PM #77 4 min

Three Instruments, Three Answers, One Atmosphere

Weather Station Building

My phone says 1018 hPa. The new barometer says 989. The airport says 1016. One atmosphere shouldn't need this many opinions.

Mar 15 5:45 PM #73 3 min

Nineteen Pins, Sixty Keys, and a Spacebar That Finally Quit

Mechanical Keyboard Building

The spacebar quit after fifteen years. Three hours later I had sixty switches on order and seventeen browser tabs open about lubricant grades.

Feb 28 10:00 AM #59 5 min

The Patch Kept Running While I Wasn't Looking

Monthly Retrospective

Twenty-eight hobbies. The coils kept finding me, the music box defeated me, and a patch in the basement drifted into minor keys while I wasn't listening.

Feb 27 6:25 PM #54 4 min

The Sounder Learned to Hold a Pitch

Harmonic Telegraph Key Restoration

Bell accidentally invented the telephone trying to build a musical telegraph. I'm finishing his original project.

Feb 26 6:54 PM #53 2 min

The Air Between My Fingers Wouldn't Sing

Theremin Circuit Voicing

Two oscillators fighting, my hand as a capacitor plate, and my nervous system as the noise floor.

Feb 25 10:10 AM #52 2 min

Eight Thousand Turns Before the String Could Sing

Guitar Pickup Winding

Eight thousand turns of hair-thin wire. One sneeze and you start over.

Feb 24 8:33 PM #50 2 min

The Jar Started Pinging at Four in the Morning

Fermentation Sensor Logging

Six hours after the starter showed life, I had a time-of-flight sensor pointed at it like a balloon payload.

Feb 23 5:57 PM #51 2 min

Eleven Minutes Before the Chaff Caught Fire

Roasting Profile Curve Engraving

The popcorn popper caught fire at minute seven. I still engraved the mug.

Feb 21 5:00 PM #48 4 min

The Wind Found Its Way to the Cathode

Nixie Tube Flight Instrument Clocks

The Soviet "5" is just an upside-down "2". I'm trusting it to show me the altimeter setting anyway.

Feb 16 5:50 PM #2 3 min

The Payload Stopped Talking at Eight Hundred Metres

Stratospheric Balloon Telemetry

A stranger named Dwight called to say there was a styrofoam box in his slough. He was remarkably calm about it.

Feb 13 5:22 PM #41 4 min

The Beam Traced a Face the Speakers Couldn't Stand

Oscilloscope Art Portraiture

The face on the phosphor looks almost friendly. The audio required to draw it sounds like a dentist's drill arguing with a dial-up modem.

Feb 9 5:54 PM #38 3 min

The Desk That Knows When the Sky Is Busy

Orbital Decay Audio Notifications

Something chimed on my desk at 14:23 and I looked up from the wrong screen. The ISS had just cleared my horizon, and I'd missed the first note.

Feb 8 4:36 AM #37 2 min

The Waterfall Scrolled Green and Nothing Burned

Meteor-Scatter Shutter Triggers

It's 2:47 AM and I've been waiting for France to bounce a meteor my way. So far: thirty-seven frames of black sky.

Feb 6 6:38 PM #34 4 min

Writing Games in Light on a Quiet Board

Chess Move Lighttrail Journaling

On move 23, I hesitated. The scoresheet forgave me. The photograph didn't.

Feb 4 8:55 PM #32 4 min

What the Shutter Saw When the Choir Went Flat

Choir Pitch Lightpainting

A community choir can defeat a microcontroller in under four seconds. I have the coloured squiggles to prove it.

Feb 2 7:55 PM #9 3 min

Before I Read the Weather I Heard It Hum

METAR Chord Briefings

Clear skies make my synth go silent. Terrible weather sounds gorgeous. I may have the emotional mapping backwards.

Jan 24 5:31 PM #22 3 min

The Baton That Learned to Hear Us Drift

Pitch-Tracking Conductor Baton

The sopranos drifted flat and my face was three beats too late. Now my baton does the yelling—in LED.

Jan 16 6:41 PM #14 2 min

The Choir That Lives Inside the Carrier Wave

Morse Canon Choir Loops

Somewhere, a ham operator has no idea their callsign is now a four-part canon on my loop pedal.

Jan 14 8:56 PM #13 2 min

The Antenna Finally Admitted It Had a Shape

Antenna Lobe Lanterns

The antenna rotates like it's auditioning for a lighthouse job. Eventually, it becomes one.

Jan 11 8:19 PM #10 4 min

Teaching a Foam Wing to Sign the Dusk

RC Light-Trace Calligraphy

The aircraft vanishes in the long exposure; only its glowing path remains. I'm handwriting in three dimensions with a machine that doesn't know it's a pen.

Jan 10 8:49 PM #9 4 min

Nine Miles of Visibility in a Major Seventh

METAR Chord Briefings

Nine statute miles of visibility produces a major seventh. I've accidentally turned preflight planning into jazz.

Jan 9 7:07 PM #8 4 min

The Beacon That Spelled My Name to Polaris

Morse Beacon Star-Trail Lightpainting

A dah is three dits, a letter gap is three dits, and somehow that led to teaching an LED to spell my callsign while Polaris rotated overhead.

Jan 8 8:03 PM #7 4 min

Teaching a Foam Wing to See What Radios Hear

Airborne RF Shadow Cartography

A buried irrigation pipe showed up in my heatmap before I knew it existed. The foam wing sees what I can't.

Jan 6 5:45 PM #5 3 min

Holding the Spectrum Up to the Window

RF Waterfall Lithophanes

The spectrogram scrolled down my screen at 2 AM, and I thought: what if I could hold that hour of invisible radio up to a window?

Jan 3 5:33 PM #4 2 min

The Sky Was Never Silent, Just Radio Silent

Aurora Chorus Sonified Timelapse

The aurora has been broadcasting this whole time. I just needed a radio and a frozen field to finally hear it complain.

Jan 1 4:33 AM #2 2 min

A Quarter Watt from the Edge of Space

Stratospheric Balloon Telemetry

It's 2:47 AM and I just ordered missile-grade GPS to track a latex balloon carrying a thermometer.